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Date: Thu Jan 31 5:34 PM, 2008

Be very attentive to details

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid __________________ Chris Kapiti Coast, NZL EC12's NZL1, 110, 128

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Date: Fri Feb 1 6:56 PM, 2008


Good one. I will certainly pay more attention to things now. __________________ Maverick Radio Yachting - The Only Way To Go! Secret Alias - Don Leitis

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